Missouri Pretty

Some teeth, a couple of kids, old trailer, rusty Jeep, fading tattoos, two pack a day habit, 38 hour a week job, lives in sweat pants, almost graduated high school, and is ready for another try at rehab.

“I got sooooooo hammered last night I made a pass at Brandi the Beast.”
“OMG, the Missouri Pretty one with the frizzy blonde dye job and the missing front tooth?”
“Yep, that’s her.”

by boonviller December 10, 2021

Pretty Privilege

Having more opportunity and success in life then others because of how attractive you are

"They didn't even work hard for that promotion, it's their pretty privilege. The boss moved them up just because they are hot!"

by Kash Take May 19, 2020

prettiful

a combination of pretty and beautiful

by Mark July 13, 2003

Preston Brooks

Preston Brooks was a Southern, pro-slavery Congressman from South Carolina. He is most famous for attacking Charles Sumner, an abolitionist, IN THE UNITED STATES SENATE BUILDING by hitting him multiple times on the back and head with a walking cane. Sumner suffered brain and spinal cord damage, leaving him unable to attend to his senate duties for months afterwards. Yes, Brooks was reelected.

Today, pulling a Preston Brooks is used as a euphemism for behaving inappropriately violently in a situation in which such behaviour is not deemed acceptable.

"The art teacher gave Michelle a B on her watercolor, so she stabbed him in the eye with a brush. I think he might be permanently blind. I think she got away with it too, because her parents threatened to sue the school."
"Wow, that's some Preston Brooks level shit, man."
"I know."

by SophiaChicken September 28, 2013

the not as great but still pretty alright war

a long and convoluted way of saying World War 2

hey i'm researching about the not as great but still pretty alright war

by DAMEN CARMEN November 3, 2020

pretty cool guy

A meme on the internet. The rule goes something like this:

i think <movie, game, book, group of people> is a pretty cool guy. eh <what the aforementioned subject does> and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think halo is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think lesbians is a pretty cool guy. eh kisses girls and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think there will be blood is a pretty cool guy. eh drinks your milkshake and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think crime and punishment is a pretty cool guy. eh kills old ladies and doesn't afraid of anything.

i think monk is a pretty cool guy. eh is a afraid of everything and doesn't afraid of anything.

by AnonPGT April 26, 2008

Del Preston

1 -A (fictional) english roadie, described as a nutbar, who toured around the world with famous bands such as Black Sabbath, The Rolling stones and Led Zeppelin along with his old lady. The best roadie there was. Helped set up Waynestock in the film wayne's world 2.
2 - a complete Nutbar.

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

your turning out to be a right Del Preston.

by Dann S November 12, 2005