PowerSchool

The application that many private schools use so their parents can know the students grades before their report cards.

Omfg, I flipping hate PowerSchool -_-.

by Philip George October 1, 2005

Powerpoop

A strategically planned trip to the bathroom while at work. Often occurs shortly before quitting time or before breaks or lunch. This is often done to spend less time working.

15 minutes to closing time. Looks like time for a powerpoop.

by DennisIsEvil April 30, 2006

Powerpoint

To point at an individual with a foam finger

Yes I see that cheerleader on the field, but would you stop with the powerpoint, everyone knows you are gawking.

by Stoolie September 5, 2013

powerpets

A game similar to Neopets, only it's RIGHT!
They support animal adoption, and adopting an animal is highly permanent. New users can make money very easily, and the community is small but respectable. The staff care about you, and you can submit your own books which you can actually read! The games are simple, and don't use any advertising like Neopets does. Neopets is a bad influence for younger children, and Powerpets needs to be more revered for teaching good morals and how to keep a pet.
Oh, and can I mention one more thing? Powerpet's pets are more deverse and are actual real-life animals. You can adopt a wolf, a tiger, an artic fox and they are actually called that. Disowning a pet is non extistant because you need to get them up to lvl 40 in armor and pay 70K just to get rid of them. Pets are more personal!
Ok, I'll admit that Neopets came first. But let's all face it- NEOPETS IS CORRUPT! They use corporate logos to get the children's love and adoration. Instead, play Powerpets and actually learn something rather than being a pawn of a monster like NP.

Neopets will never give a shit about you, your pet, or your wallet. Powerpets teaches morals and staff know you by name. Choose something productive- choose powerpets!

by Erin Wolf The Werewolf March 6, 2005

Powerpointpath

An accelerated career path based on the person’s full-time dedication to the preparation of PowerPoint presentations for executive management. This career path is the result of the symbiotic relationship between the shameless corporate climber and the needy executive who has to pay an ever increasing price for the cranorectal employee to do the work the executive is supposed to do himself.

Matt: Wow, Jonathan got just got his third promotion in one year.
Darryl: Yeah, he is on the Powerpointpath.

by Jomahma July 17, 2007

powerphernalia

All those little electronic devices we keep in our pockets and can't live without.

A subcatagory of paraphernalia.

Dave was a lost without all his powerphernalia to keep him busy on the long train ride.

by Sputum Man December 1, 2009

Powerpoint Filibuster

When a student or multiple students ask questions in order to distract the teacher from changing slides. This allows for students to have more time to be able to take notes on the current slide.

Student 1: "This professor is going so quickly through these slides!"
Student 2: "I'm going to put up my hand and attempt a powerpoint filibuster."
Student 1: "Do it. For the students."

by SuperWelcomeMatt April 9, 2013