couple potatoes

When you give something a few minutes or seconds. Used to describe an unexact time.

Hey Lin, I'm gonna be a couple potatoes late to work today.

by Potatoe tomatoe June 11, 2017

Dropping Potatoes

Taking a shit. Taking a dump. Pinching a loaf.

I could tell my mom was dropping potatoes when she called me on the phone to find out when I needed to be picked up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 15, 2018

strain the potatoes

to urinate

My bladder is bursting, I have to strain the potatoes

by Banana Bender 63 April 23, 2018

Beep beep potatoes

Hyperactive and as fast as a rat and stupid like a turkey he likes to hide under the stairs like it was his animal cage and is constantly seen around schools with young girls that are pretty much his slaves. when you walk past him you will know what your next too because it will smell like a garbage truck and you will think your inside of an insane asylum because of how autistic he acts.

john cena: "hey did you see beep beep potatoes?"
johnny sins" "not only did i see him i heard and smelt him and it was gross"

by Mr_Lamington February 17, 2019

potatovision

An adjective or noun used to sarcastically describe a video or film of low quality, often followed by a copyright and reference to the resolution info.

Brought to you in glorious 240p PotatoVision(c)!

by Potatovision October 21, 2014

PotatoOrgy

Two tablespoons of luscious potato sex, one teaspoon of Jesus Christ's love sauce, a cup of "What's up guys?" and two liters of pure awesome extracted from every dinosaur in existence and every audio track containing Morgan Freeman's voice.

Guy 1: Did you see the latest PotatoOrgy video?
Guy 2: I came... Twice.

by Captain47 November 22, 2011

shirt potatoes

See breasts, tits or boobs.

My god, look at those shirt potatoes!

by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004