When your hand goes in the water while trying to wipe. One doesn't have enough room between the balls and the water to get the other hand between to wipe.
by Iqof3 April 22, 2020
Get the Poseidon's handshake mug.The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.
by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010
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by Poseidon 5000 October 24, 2018
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Dude 2: Poseidon's Fountain struck again
Dude 1: Would you not clean it up?
Dude 2: Poseidon's Fountain struck again
Dude 1: Would you not clean it up?
by Badidasqitiman February 2, 2022
Get the Poseidon's Fountain mug.Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.
This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.
by charismatix July 28, 2022
Get the Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0 mug.Poseidon's Snog - similar to a Poseidon's Kiss where toilet water splashes your asshole, but instead the toilet fails to cope with such a large shit that it sprays water all over your ass, legs, chest and face.
My shit was so fat that both me and my iPhone received a Poseidon's Snog whilst I was using the toilet.
by Hewerl August 2, 2016
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