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Poseidon's Snog - similar to a Poseidon's Kiss where toilet water splashes your asshole, but instead the toilet fails to cope with such a large shit that it sprays water all over your ass, legs, chest and face.
My shit was so fat that both me and my iPhone received a Poseidon's Snog whilst I was using the toilet.
by Hewerl March 10, 2016
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
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