portugese car barn

When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.

oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my gooch

by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009

Portugese Breakfast

From the movie "Deuce Bigalow: European Giggalo" Refers to the sex act of spreading a woman's legs wide open, stuffing curry chicken in her nanzo and eating her out while munching on the chicken"

I gave my wife a portugese breakfast this morning.

by Pdogs September 18, 2005

portugese breakfest

when you crack an egg in a girls vagina and uses a egg beater to scramble it around

claudia: GIVE ME A PORTUGESE BREAKFEST
eric: sounds good to me
*eric gets some kitchen utensils*
claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS
*they both run to the store*
then they had a good night

by wtyerghf July 29, 2006

portugese

A language spoken in Brazil and Portugal.
Can be spoken by inserting aluminum foil into your mouth and speaking spanish.

Su amai e uma sapatona

Portugese

by OrlandoTheRobot May 28, 2009

Portugese Breakfast

It originated in Continental Portugal. This guy walked into his house to find his wife having lesbian sex with another women using a Portugese Sausage as a double sided dildo. He was hungry from work and watching both women go at it made him horny. So he went down on her while eating the sausage. This is also known as a "Portymeal"

Now it may be used for describing Food with Sex. Whether it be eating a sandwhich while a girl is going down on you or what not

Im hungry n horny, I think im gonna have a Portugese Breakfast.

by Q400 December 28, 2005

Portugal is in Spain

Portugal is in Spain not many people believe this but it’s true

Jeff: hey where is Portugal

Bob: in Spain Portugal is in Spain

by Penis pussy November 16, 2020

portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.

I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.

by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017