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Portland

1. A city in the northern part of Oregon, One of the only cool places in Oregon (unless you love nature) and one of the few cool places in the Northwest. It's a small city that has a good atmosphere and nice people. It ain't no mother fucking New York City but it still rules.
2. Portland, Maine
1. The City of Roses, PDX, Bridgetown, USA
2. Not as good as Portland, Oregon.
by Peter G May 4, 2005
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Portland State University

University located in downtown Portland, Oregon, the largest state univerity in Oregon and home of the Vikings sports teams. Was formerly called Vanport College.
I go to Portland State University and have the student loans to prove it.
by pdxkatt July 5, 2004
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Portland stripe

The stripe of water and road dirt that appears on your back when riding a bicycle in the rain without fenders.
The fenders on my cruiser are just for show, they won't even protect from a Portland stripe.
by beej55 May 28, 2008
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Portland Trout

when a fish gives you a blowjob
I received a Portland Trout from my girlfriend that is a fish in bed last night.
by yummyz April 20, 2010
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Portland Hipster

- Does not work, "fun-employed"
- Or works in a bike shop otherwise a coffee shop (part-time)
- Wears tattered or gently used vintage crap
- Buys their jeans in the kids section
- Rides a fixi tricycle because they are overwhelmed by driving
- Pretend like they know how to actually fix bikes
- Smokes American Spirits until they cough up blood
- Drinks 2 PBR's and then complains of stomac pain in order to return to their coffin-like appartment
- Says that they go out when really all they do is lean against walls outside of gameboy-music concerts and chain smoke to avoid awkwardness from an apparent lack of social skills
I am a Portland Hipster because I told my parents that I had a job interview today, but instead all I really did was lay on a hill overlooking some train tracks and a depot drinking PBR's and smoking cigarettes. It was a cloudy day, so i wore my little-boy jeans and a pair of Ray Bans.
by kobe08 December 1, 2010
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portmantorgasm

1. the extreme sense of accomplishment one experiences when one comes up with portmanteau or blend of words

2. the same being experienced when one finally understands a portmanteau
Timothy had a portmantorgasm in the middle of the cafeteria after realizing that "spork" came from "spoon" and "fork".
by hazardcat May 2, 2010
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portland highschool

Portland Highschool, where education doesn't come first.
Here are Portland Highschool, we believe that all students deserve an "ok" education
by Yeetmuffin January 6, 2016
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