Pornographone

Another name for a computer, introduced by Michael Swaim of "Does not Compute" featured on Cracked.com. The name was perpetuated through the video featured on February 21, 2011 and is now colloquially used by many who know of it.

"Dude, Does not Compute is so just a ripoff of Tosh.0!" - Phil
"O really? Go turn on your pornographone and look it up on Wikipedia. You have your chicken and the egg mixed up." - Xavier

by LordApocalyptica April 29, 2012

Pornogrind

A sub-genre of grindcore. As you can guess from the name of the genre, the music's theme is well... centered around fetishes/pornography, the most offensive kind of music ever. Gut where the inventors of the genre, & there are very few good ones still around. Dead is another supurb pornogrind band. the songs tend to be fairly short (in the vein of grindcore, one mintue long), & the openings have audio clips from horror/porn moives, that sometimes go on longer then the accually music.

"Lips - the passageway to pleasure" is a totally grim song, dude.

by Mister Fleshcage June 21, 2005

coffee weightloss program

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 3 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation. Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the fatties that were coming to his store every morning.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 28, 2008

coffee weightloss program

Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.

Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

pornography

The reason why the family computer is always slow, Look in the job application folder in "dad's work stuff's"n you'll find alot of it.

<job application folder>

**Cindy12
**sexysarah
**cheeckychild



....etc.

by bing May 13, 2005

Pornography

The most addictive substance in the world. Is the worst mistake any person can make. No matter the age or gender of the person. Also called porn.

Pornography ruined my life and crushed every one of my relationships. I am now depressed. I shouldn’t have ever looked.

by Elizardloveshalo April 19, 2019

pornogamy

Being monogamously committed to one pornographic actor/actress.
Masturbating to only one pornstar.

Dale practices pornogamy with Gianna Micheals, and would never cheat on her with Jill Kelly.
Nicholas will only masturbate to one pornstar, and none other.

by the one they call the jew October 14, 2013