a-pounding

awesomely efficent gay sex. especially popular with the red headed community. Strictly doggie-style,and where the bent over partner acts as a table, accomodating the a-pounder to a variety of menial tasks. This surface or "table" can be used for a variety of reasons, whether to rest your scalding hot morning coffee or paint your masterpiece upon perchance?

That pseudo-irish fellow not only balanced my checkbook, but also gave me quite the a-pounding, I do say.

by Ch!p July 24, 2008

pounding your pud

Masturbating; same thing as "pulling your pud".

She closed the door for some privacy, grabbed the hand lotion and began pounding your pud. Dude, you seriously don't remember that handjob you got last night?

by Jimmy1010 September 18, 2013

pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

by The Poon King March 11, 2008

pooding

Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."

-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"

by guppygould May 30, 2009

pounding his pudd

masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one has an orgasm

As he lay on the bed, fantasizing about last night encounter, he started pounding his pudd.

by TG Hunter May 17, 2006

Pounding Off

To masturbate to lose those unwanted pounds.

person 1: Hector is looking thinner i wonder how he lost
all that weight?

person 2: personally i think hes been pounding off

by Horror Hey March 17, 2008

Pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022