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Poole

i).Parasitic Fungal Growth found at the arse end of Bournemouth. A particularly incestuous strain of chav-retard-inbreed can be found in the Upton Slum. Chav-Youths in this area spread the fungal disease by 'Bummin in the Woodses' and are known as 'Spores'. They carry AIDS and Herpes.

ii). To Shit. A Public convenience. A place to Defecate or Urinate openly.

iii). A small lake of vomit or diarrhoea.
i).Upton Spore 1: 'Oi fanzies goin' down the Upton Poole Park, killin' an animal then 'avin sum Poole-Bum-Action an' smokin a spliff, awroighter!'

Younger Half Brother Spore: Me Arsey-Hole carnt wait, Bumsy Funs!'

Stinkin' Retard Spore Mother: 'Don't fergets me incest party laters, Uncle Rimjobs iz cummin roun' . . .'

ii).I seriously need to go to Poole! ( I desperately need a shit!)

Lost Tourist: ' Are we anywhere near Poole? I'm touchin' cloth!'

iii). 'Aw Man, the dogs just done a massive Poole!'
by jdm8080 November 13, 2009
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Pooleg

different way of saying "pookie"

it was a spelling mistake that just stuck after my phone was on predictive text.
"i love you pooleg."
by Jessica Wallis. April 18, 2010
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