poklemba 

the act of taking a dump on someone's windshield. awesomely funny to watch, except when it is your car.

poklemba'er's friend: dude did you see that guy's face when you poklemba'ed all over his windshield?

poklemba'er: hells yea!! it was awesome.

owner of the car: hey!..... yea... it was pretty funny

poklemba by Mr. AandBtheCofD March 11, 2011

Poklemba 

One of the coolest and most mis-pronounced last name's in the english language. It is czechoslovakian in origin and is not the same in different branches of the family tree. Unique to one family.

Hey did you see what Poklemba did?

Which one?

Do you need to ask?

Poklemba by whitesaint666 May 26, 2010

Dirty Poklembo 

A sex act where your fingerblasting a girl's butthole and then pull out proceed to take her from behind when fish hooking her mouth and trying to hold on for as long as you can.

I hooked up with Sarah last night and all she wanted was a dirty Poklembo.

Dirty Poklembo by Pandasoup603 April 3, 2019