poklemba

the act of taking a dump on someone's windshield. awesomely funny to watch, except when it is your car.

poklemba'er's friend: dude did you see that guy's face when you poklemba'ed all over his windshield?

poklemba'er: hells yea!! it was awesome.

owner of the car: hey!..... yea... it was pretty funny

poklemba by Mr. AandBtheCofD March 11, 2011

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Poklemba

One of the coolest and most mis-pronounced last name's in the english language. It is czechoslovakian in origin and is not the same in different branches of the family tree. Unique to one family.

Hey did you see what Poklemba did?

Which one?

Do you need to ask?

Poklemba by whitesaint666 May 26, 2010

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Poklemba • Dirty Poklembo

Dirty Poklembo

A sex act where your fingerblasting a girl's butthole and then pull out proceed to take her from behind when fish hooking her mouth and trying to hold on for as long as you can.

I hooked up with Sarah last night and all she wanted was a dirty Poklembo.

Dirty Poklembo by Pandasoup603 April 3, 2019

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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