Toyota Pious

1. That dickhead who is constantly compelled to pontificate that they are a superior human being, simply because they drive a Toyota Prius.

2. Toyota Motor Company's facade that they strive to save the world, but, in actuality, they plan to conquer it.

Guy 1. "Pardon me, but I must tell you that your Camero's carbon foot-print is horrible, about 10 times that of my"....( clears his throat, strikes a superior pose, looks down his nose at you )..... "Toyota Prius. You are totally destroying the planet"

Guy 2. "Thanks for the info, Mr. Toyota Pious. How about I stick my carbon footprint up your ass?"

by Art C. Fartsy August 10, 2009

Plus size

Fat

She prefers the term 'plus sized'

by Cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt November 27, 2020

google plus

Google's facebook

google guy: hey add me to your circles in google plus!

random guy: what is that?

google guy: nevermind,,,

by puyol July 9, 2011

Two plus two is four, minus one that's three

Quick maths

teacher I know quick maths, Two plus two is four, minus one that's three

by ERC represent October 25, 2017

ploshing

To masturbate while in a swimming pool.

1. I hear that he was ploshing in the school pool!
2. I saw them mutually ploshing yesterday.

by vivimeow February 5, 2010

Plotsexual

1. A sexuality used in writing where the plot of the character is prioritized over heteronormative or preconceived sexualities.

2. A character who falls in love based on which way the plot flows.

Instead of straight or gay or even bisexual, he seemed to be plotsexual depending on chapter to chapter.

by Estelle Sterling January 16, 2020

sky plus

A digital tv thing that allows people to pause live tv and record it, a bit like tivo, only it works better and under the same sky digital format so it is still familiar, you can also series link a certain programme so you are able to record a number of shows from the same programme,without having to manually do it.

i sky plused lost last night, cos i was out getting pissed.

thank fuck for sky + (plus)

by chris vine November 1, 2007