plophorse

a prize prick

you daft plophorse

by deddybear January 27, 2010

plopnpull

The act of masturbating while defecating. Best done on the plopper.

The aroma of the truckstop toilet was so intoxicating that I had to engage in a plopnpull.

To fap or poop is human. To plopnpull, devine.

I knew I shouldn't have jerked off when I felt the full press of a turtle tail. The outcome was inevitable... a plopnpull.

by frontocks June 20, 2010

plopportunity

When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.

Never pass up a good plopportunity when you're out in public

by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014

Hellacious Plop

A shit when it feels almost as if your shitting out a broken glass and tobassco sauce cocktail. The burning remains for up to 10 mins afterwards.

*clinching asshole* boys...that was one hellacious plop

by JamesHC September 4, 2006

plopo

when a poo hits the water in a toilet, resulting in water splashing your buttocks. also known as backsplash.

SPLOOOOOOOOSHHH.
"errrrrrr that plopo was cold... and pooey"

by simon adams October 15, 2003

Cum Plop

The sound that is made when semen is transfered from one persons anus into another persons mouth after the act of anal sex.

"Okay Tom, after you get fucked in the ass I want to hear a nice cum plop into your boyfriends mouth."

by Cum Plop March 31, 2009

Ploppin' A Nug

Referring to the act of taking a minor dropping at an unexpected time.

The plop itself can only be determined by a legenth of less than 2cm and a radius of 2cm.

"yo, I've been ploppin' a nug daily since that day I ate your moms burrito. what was in there anyway?"

by Ploppin Hard July 30, 2009