peanner

Penis.

I shaved my peanner the other day.

by peanner July 3, 2009

plander

Unplugging a toilet using your hand because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation

Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to plander that turd free otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister.

by milpoolSK June 24, 2017

2-planker

A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.

Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"

Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"

by 07079 January 21, 2012

Pussy Planker

Where you roughly hit a vagina with a wooden board repeatedly

We fucked so hard last night it was like he was a pussy planker

by Dani yeetus April 7, 2019

planger

When your mum comes home an there's shit (not fescies, but anything ranging from tpilet paper to a paint brush) ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE.

"What the fuck is this planger Gary? Clean this shit up or I'll slap your nuts"

by Matthew dooo wanking plad sniffer August 30, 2006

tree planters

"teenagers with perfect skin and no apparent sense of gratitude for what society has given them" (Coupland)

Tree planters are always the bitchiest girls in school.

by DKB May 9, 2006

Planker

A person who is stupid and wanks too much.

John you Planker!

by sks2002 August 28, 2018