penile fracture

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.

A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.

by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017

penilelity

The unfortunate side effect of being a femboy with a large penis, whereby they are not taken as seriously as other femboys with smaller, more petite penises.

I feel like not as many men want me as femboy due to my larger penis. I pay a hefty penilelity and I wish I could have a penis reduction.

by zeezer43 June 26, 2021

Penile delinquent

someone who is a menace to society with their penis

I got flashed by Jumping Jack again,

That man is a penile delinquent,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

penile slap

A slap in the face with a penis - also known as PLAP for short

My boyfriend gave me a penile slap last night, he is such a bar-steward!

by Julesforgirls September 29, 2006

Senile Penile

Having a penis that can no longer erect, ejaculate or no longer be used for everyday, hackneyed activities.

Tim has a senile penile, he no longer has sexual activity. It might also be due to the fact that he has a penehead

by Vrider January 24, 2008

perilous

full of hazard and danger.

kelsey you dumbfuck! you just set the mirror on fire! you're such a perilous idiot!

by RockChick1993 June 2, 2007

pull a peiley

To decide not to go at the last second; To "ditch" or "bail out."

You said we were gonna go see the movie! Don't change your mind and pull a peiley

by bootra March 29, 2010