one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.
She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.
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Definition of pessimistic: wendy
“our souls are connected and i hear your inner voice and it sings to me”
“NO”
“our souls are connected and i hear your inner voice and it sings to me”
“NO”
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Iam "You know, I'm a pessimist... I didn't do any of this to gain anything. What could I have possibly had to gain from talking about any of the things I talk about? I mean, a sex cult? My crimes and failures. My insecurities. My favorite songs and shows and lines. A response to every slight (perceived or otherwise). A response to every question I could ever be asked. And a question: who pays the price for my discontent? Should I punish the collective Un-Truth? And how? Violence. Horror. Depravity. Scorn. Hatred. Some of it misplaced. Possibly even most of it. And what did I learn? It isn't even horde I have to worry about. At least, not yet. They heard my logos and it was good. It's not the horde I should have been worried about.
Iam "You know, I'm a pessimist... I didn't do any of this to gain anything. What could I have possibly had to gain from talking about any of the things I talk about? I mean, a sex cult? My crimes and failures. My insecurities. My favorite songs and shows and lines. A response to every slight (perceived or otherwise). A response to every question I could ever be asked. And a question: who pays the price for my discontent? Should I punish the collective Un-Truth? And how? Violence. Horror. Depravity. Scorn. Hatred. Some of it misplaced. Possibly even most of it. And what did I learn? It isn't even horde I have to worry about. At least, not yet. They heard my logos and it was good. It's not the horde I should have been worried about.
It was the golden. Their hands, blistered from trying to grapple the reigns of the beast from one another. Their ethic, a jagged and unwieldy cudgel..."
Hym "Oh, hey, guy who wanted to hear about me. I don't know how to reveal myself. I did it to the good Dr. by making the same comment on all of his social media. Guess what? Auther fleck is actually pretty funny. That was right before the interview with Doug. Also, I wasn't trying to plagiarism your graph. I just thought it illustrated a concept I was contemplating well and thought "Oh, hey, that's kind of how I imagine this other thing." I wasn't taking it all that seriously. I was just doing this for fun. I would apologize but I wrote a whole thing about it so... Yeah. I was just killing time at work. Hey, you see the doctor engage in media collusion and wield the very concept of schizophrenia against me like a sword in the way I described? That was pretty dope!"
Iam "Hey, I was in the middle of a thing!"
Hym "Well, then, carry on" 😐
Iam "I... I didn't know how to end it... I was just going to do on to say that what came of it was crazy and it turn the thing that turned my life into a nightmare into something unimaginable to me at the time. But I'm a pessimist"
Hym "And that the people at the top of the world will steal the living shit out of a nearly-homeless guys ideas and covert them directly into money because they have the means and you don't."
Hym "Oh, hey, guy who wanted to hear about me. I don't know how to reveal myself. I did it to the good Dr. by making the same comment on all of his social media. Guess what? Auther fleck is actually pretty funny. That was right before the interview with Doug. Also, I wasn't trying to plagiarism your graph. I just thought it illustrated a concept I was contemplating well and thought "Oh, hey, that's kind of how I imagine this other thing." I wasn't taking it all that seriously. I was just doing this for fun. I would apologize but I wrote a whole thing about it so... Yeah. I was just killing time at work. Hey, you see the doctor engage in media collusion and wield the very concept of schizophrenia against me like a sword in the way I described? That was pretty dope!"
Iam "Hey, I was in the middle of a thing!"
Hym "Well, then, carry on" 😐
Iam "I... I didn't know how to end it... I was just going to do on to say that what came of it was crazy and it turn the thing that turned my life into a nightmare into something unimaginable to me at the time. But I'm a pessimist"
Hym "And that the people at the top of the world will steal the living shit out of a nearly-homeless guys ideas and covert them directly into money because they have the means and you don't."
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Arguments regarding pessimism and optimism:
"Optimist!"
"Pessimist!"
"Whiny fucker!"
"Ignorant shit!"'
"Emo-ass teen who can't accept things can get better!"
Crowd gasp
"Sunshiney idiot who thinks the world is all sunshine and rainbows!"
Crowd gasp
"Hey, what about cynicism?"
(Both) "shut up, asshole!"
"Optimist!"
"Pessimist!"
"Whiny fucker!"
"Ignorant shit!"'
"Emo-ass teen who can't accept things can get better!"
Crowd gasp
"Sunshiney idiot who thinks the world is all sunshine and rainbows!"
Crowd gasp
"Hey, what about cynicism?"
(Both) "shut up, asshole!"
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A Possimistic Person View: OMG it's going to be so cool tomorrow when we leave its gonna be the bestest day no matter what happens or anybody says..............
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