pansexual

Someone who experiences sexual attraction regardless of sex, or gender.
YES PANSEXUALS CAN HAVE A PREFERENCE

Your local pansexual: Yes I will fuck all of your kitchenware. No I'm fucking joking Susan, put the crock pot back down.

by betareil February 15, 2017

Pains

(The)Pains is a term that describes a person experiencing explosive diarrhea. Usually very painfull and quite often. Occurs mostly after eating spicy food.

Butch ate a spicy habanero taco and then ran to the restroom screaming as he was about to hit the john and have the Pains!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

Shit pains

The crappy feeling in your stomach when taking a dump, almost like your stomach is collapsing in.

Jack's got the shit pains! I can hear him moaning in the bathroom!

by UncleNick April 8, 2012

pansted

geting your pants pull down

like when justin timberlake got pansted
on all that

by isreallongoria October 20, 2003

Pansteak

A steak cooked in a pan because your too lazy to light the charcoal.

Quinn was so hung over, fat, and lazy that he cooked a pansteak instead of walking outside and lighting the grill.

by leroy pansteak the 3rd September 12, 2009

pansilu

Best partner that anyone can ask for.Funny and naughty.

I am so pansilu

by dghjdguoiy dtfurstust September 3, 2021

Hair pains

(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.

Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!

Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!

by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011