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pandemic perk

A freebie, loosening of restrictions, or situational benefit arising from a widespread disease crisis.

E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.
Your service was upgraded too? Probably a pandemic perk.
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Pandemic Trap

When a thirst trap occurs/is sent during during a pandemic and you're willing to risk it to get the biscuit.
Mike's crush sent him a pandemic Trap, so I guess we won't see him for 14 days or his funeral
by Reeru March 19, 2020
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Pandemic Special

When a chick smokes a joint, smokes your pole, and swallows
I really love this new chick I’m dating! She’s a bit of a pothead but she gives me a pandemic special like 5 times a week!
by rock17 September 30, 2020
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Pandemic Forty

The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.
Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.

Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2021
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Pandemic Fine

You and your loved ones are fed, housed and healthy, but there's still a raging pandemic so you feel tired and like trash.
by misslujo February 17, 2021
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Pandemic Proposal

Proposing marriage to your partner during a pandemic - often out of haste, panic or heightened emotions.
"Did you hear Damian and Giannina are engaged?"
"Total pandemic proposal"
by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 24, 2020
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pandemic love

The infatuation you feel for a person when you feeling lonely during the 2020 pandemic. When you would regularly not be feeling anything for.
Me: damn that girl fine af...
Bro: you talking bout the girl from high school that was iffy? Damn that pandemic love got you bro...
by Davemarrow December 1, 2020
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