Pandemic pussy

when you’ve been quarantined for too long with no “action“ and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
Girl 1: bitch, I got that gorilla grip coochie !
Girl 2: girl!!! You got that pandemic pussy?!
by bigoldshmeatus April 17, 2020
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Pandemic pounds

The weight you gain from excess food, and alcohol, while sheltering in place during a worldwide pandemic.
Dude, while staying at home during the pandemic’s shelter in place, I have consumed so much food, and adult beverages, I’ve gained 10 pandemic pounds!
by The Lois Lane June 04, 2020
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pandemic rules

Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020
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Pandemic Special

When a chick smokes a joint, smokes your pole, and swallows
I really love this new chick I’m dating! She’s a bit of a pothead but she gives me a pandemic special like 5 times a week!
by rock17 September 30, 2020
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Pandemic Forty

The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.
Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.

Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
by Mongolian Gone Wild April 02, 2021
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Pandemic Fine

You and your loved ones are fed, housed and healthy, but there's still a raging pandemic so you feel tired and like trash.
by misslujo February 17, 2021
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Pandemic Proposal

Proposing marriage to your partner during a pandemic - often out of haste, panic or heightened emotions.
"Did you hear Damian and Giannina are engaged?"
"Total pandemic proposal"
by Cactusneedlesprinkles March 24, 2020
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