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Paperphile

Someone who is attracted to paper. Usually lined paper is desired. Often people discover they are a paperphile when they first open a book and they smell that new book aroma, from then on there hooked! hooked with a paper clip!
Bad cop "You opened that book and read the whole page did'nt you! That page had only been published 5 years ago! You paperphile!!!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010
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paedophile drum

Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.
A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.
by drummeur March 31, 2010
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paedophile

a person who shows a certain sexual interest in children and teenagers. often referred to as a 'gary'.
"look at that guy with those children! what a gary"
"i dont like gary, he's a complete paedophile"
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paleonphile

I'm pretty sure the museum director was a paleonphile...did you see the wood in his pants when he walked by the t-rex exhibit?
by 1moofnish May 20, 2011
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Palophile

An individual that preys on Palestinian individuals, culture, and traditions due to the in-existence of their own.
That Israeli settler is claiming Palestinian food as their own, they are a palophile.
by Thegingarab July 20, 2024
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Pleophile

From the greek pleonasmos (abundance, excess) and philein (to love), someone who loves to be dramatic and to overreact to everything.
- I was EXHAUSTED because of this 100 meters walk !
- Come on, don't act like a pleophile.
by britishbeans December 22, 2023
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Pubeophile

A paedophile who has a particular obsession with pubic hair and likes to keep a collection.
Your pubic hair is so lovely, clean and soft. You better not let a Pubeophile get hold of that or they'll keep it forever.
by Whiteclothy November 7, 2010
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