Pumping shit

Meaning blowing a certain situation out of proportion

Ayo go head you really pumping shit I ain't mess with her.

Friend: you made me do it
me : I ain't make you do nothing see now you pumping shit yo lmao

by Cgooster November 8, 2017

Pumping jacks

When a man is having sex and does a jumping jack while simultaneously thrusting into his partner.

After the party, I went back to her place and gave her 10 good pumping jacks.

by SHSCaviarAdventure June 18, 2021

Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.

I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.

by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021

Pumping shaft

Vigorously Masturbating, virtually; whilst enjoying a red hot drop into Rebirth Island.

Cumming in hot

Pumping shaft, and or;

Choking the chicken
Bashing the bishop
Having a fapp

Jerking off

by Shaft pumper August 21, 2021

pumping the sewage

A masturbatory act where a male sits on the toilet and takes a shit while he masturbates.Thus, he is essentially "pumping" (masturbating) his dick while he excretes "sewage" (shit) out of his ass.

Dude, the other day, I was pumping the sewage so hard; I came all over the bathroom wall!

by sewagepumper August 20, 2010

pumping the petunia

bow chicka bow wow

pumping the petunia

by henryapelian look it up September 11, 2011

pumping a grumpy

1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.

"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"

by Big Jerms August 23, 2005