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Half-Keg Pumpkin Fucker

An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.
The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers
by Pledgemaster November 24, 2012
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cheater cheater pumpkin eater

it's what little kids say when they suspect that one is cheating in a game.
kid: *takes TWO turns :O*
another kid: hey you can't do that! you are a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!
by ohmyfuckingod July 27, 2010
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Pumping Off

to masturbate furiously without consideration of where or when
Martha: ED! I HAD NO IDEA YOU'D BE IN THE MIDDLE OF PUMPING OFF!
Ed: You can stay, but I'm finishing this.
by The Original DT January 7, 2012
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Pumpkin Butt

Pumpkin Butt: A butt that looks plump like pumpkin, usually while wearing orange shorts.
DWAMM! Look at your pumpkin butt!

I would love to eat my pumpkin pie out of that pumpkin butt!
by Notdoinghw. October 20, 2010
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Pumpkin Seeds

Generic white sneakers -- shaped like pumpkin seeds -- worn by girls in the hood.
Her feet hurt cuz her pumpkin seeds 3 sizes too small.
by Peopleshark February 22, 2011
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pumping iron

1) Lifting freeweights, origianally all made of cast iron. Some are now plastic.

2) Arnold movie about the first definition.
"Can't go out tonight, I'll be pumping iron at home."


"Have you ever seen pumping iron?"
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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the frost is on the pumpkin

Time for making love. After the hard work of the harvest is done, and to relieve the pent-up tension of not being able to mate because of sweltering August weather (you know - sleeping on the porch, all the windows open, etc...). Also copulation at this time traditionally brought pregnancy to term after spring planting but well before the next year's harvest.
When the weather's hot and sticky there's no time for dunkin' dickie; when the frost is on the punkin that's the time for dickie dunkin'! - anonymous pithy verse

Tim was over to Laurie's again last night - I guess the frost is on the pumpkin!
by paulpaxman September 4, 2009
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