PHD 

stands for Pretty Huge Dick

"you know all the girls love my PHD"

PHD by connor January 19, 2005

phd 

In the working world: Post Hole Digger.

Joe: Hey Johnny is a PhD.

Shawn: How is he a PhD? He doesn't even have a degree.

Joe: He is a Post. Hole. Digger.

phd by Vincent Santos April 14, 2006

PhD 

An acronym for "Permanent Head Damage"

Landlord: How are you these days?
Tenant: I am close to graduation.
Landlord: You are still in school?! Are you a genius?!
Tenant: This PhD program takes a long time and makes me depressed all the time.
Landlord: Well, you are gonna be a suger dad very soon!

PhD by phd candidate September 7, 2006

phd 

Pussy Hogging Dickhead

Ryan got his PhD from cockblocking all of the time.

phd by Scott March 12, 2004

phd 

phoney hitler doctorate

i've got a phd to be pretentious and to impose and pander low-life peasants, plebeians, and pathetic imbeciles.

phd by Spider John March 20, 2004

PhD 

A fake doctor. Someone smart, just not smart enough to get into medical school.

He went to school and earned his PhD, (doctor of philosophy).

Snob who does'nt help people, but calls themselves doctor

PhD by MD, (I'm a real doctor) September 16, 2007

phd 

A abbreviation for Pimpin HOes Daily. Also known as a Player Hater Degree.

I got my PhD fo pimpin hoes daily!

phd by joey September 26, 2003