oh my god 

2004: verbal fashion accessory used by the mindless. 2005: so over.

"Oh my god, like my ears are so numb from hearing some dumb-ass going 'oh my god' every five seconds."

oh my god by Molly Polo December 15, 2004

oh my god i microwaved the baby

WHat you say when you've done something stupid. This expression catches peoples attention and should not be used in a professional environment. In the right scenario, it can illict laughter. Also used when you've forgotten something important.

For extra effect say: oh my god i forgot to microwave the baby

Dave: Hey Jim, did you remember everthing?

Jim: Umm, i think so- OH MY GOD I MICROWAVED THE BABY!

Shawn: I think thats everything... i packed clothes, locked the door, gave a key to the neighbors...

Brenda: Are you forgetting something

Shawn: *PAUSES* OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MICROWAVE THE BABY!

oh my god i microwaved the baby by theguitaristwiththeskills March 8, 2010

Oh My God Particle 

the gene in a person’s DNA that causes him or her to constantly text “OMG!”

I seems a large percentage of Twitter users must share the same DNA infected with the Oh My God Particle.

Oh My God Particle by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012

YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA OH MY GOD SUCH SUSSY BAKA 

SUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYY BAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Josh: "YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA UWU"
Not Josh: "What the fuck Josh?"
Josh: "YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA OH MY GOD SUCH SUSSY BAKA"

YOURE SUCH A SUSSY BAKA OH MY GOD SUCH SUSSY BAKA by sussy baka nya July 19, 2021

Oh Im God

When you are beyond shocked and trying to control the situation. You become a God but still tripping on the issue.

“Oh Im God” did that woman just drop a load on my sofa

Oh Im God by CalltheSky July 29, 2018

oh my god my butt hole 

When a girl thinks a guy is so hot she realizes she'd probably even let him in her butt

Friend: what was your first impression of Isaiah
Friend 2: honestly, oh my god my butt hole
Isaiah: Damn. Really? I fucked that one up

oh my god my butt hole by the funny one April 4, 2020

oh my God! 

An exclamation used to express surprise.

Oh my God! He jumped off of a twelve-story building and lived!

oh my God! by Anonymous July 15, 2003