randy orton

The crappies wrestler known to man. Nicknamed Randy Boreton because he's so boring.

Everyone who posted something good about Orton is a stupid fucking WWE mark and needs to go see some NWATNA.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

often shortened to: "what's your 20?"

As in "What's your location?" Truckers ask other truckers this question in an attempt to triangulate smokey's location.

Bud says, "Jed, you might wanna mind your meter, the bear is round the bend."

Jed says, "that's a 10-4, whats your 20"?

Bud: marker 27.

Jed: I got my eyes on.

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often shortened to: "what's your 20?" or just 20? when texting

by Mr Major July 2, 2008

dammit orton

Blaming American Football player Kyle Orton when anything bad happens. Came about when Tim Tebow fans booed Kyle Orton for no other reason than he was not Tim Tebow. First uttered on Fark.com.

...when grandma slammed her fingers in the car door, she exclaimed, "Dammit Orton!"

by angryenrie September 14, 2011

early and often

early and often is my preferred masturbation schedule.

I like to masturbate early and often!

by eda-skip June 25, 2022

Ortonville

The Greatest fuckin place in Michigan. Home to some of the chillest mother fuckers alive this is Dylan, Cain, Caleb, Matt, Tony, Cameron, Chuck, Mitchell, Joel, and Andrew. Then the fag Jack. They reside in Goodrich usually and FSU.

Dylan: Guys lets head up to the prop.
Cain: No im gonna go chill with Olivia.
Dylan: Ok see you douche.
Tony: Ok.
Matt: Alright ill meet you guys up there.
Cameron: Fuck you panky. Got any Spirits?
Caleb: Sand.
Andrew: Id rather stay in Ortonville its better here.
Dylan: No the prop is better we can fuck around more.
Andrew: Ok

by H1PST3R6542 October 31, 2011

Ortonism

Ortonism is the fictitious religion that worships WWE Superstar Randy Orton.

...and the Orton cometh down to the ring of battle from the crowd of his holy Ortonism followers and smited the heathen Kurt Angle with his mighty RKO!

by Ortonist Prime June 22, 2006

outonanisland

Crazy drunken rambling overclocker

gee outonanisland, you sure do suck

by random February 4, 2005