Obeseiditis

obese-eh-die-tis
the disease of being tremendously fat. this term is usually used to gain sympathy for ones self.
excuses, excuses=

"woah your a fat ass!!!"

"its not my fault i have obeseiditis"

"oh i am so sorry!!!heres a twinkie!"

"thank you that helps so much!!"

by boney_babes December 25, 2007

obese twafag

An extremely obese chain-smoker who has a head that resembles a vagina.

Ross is such an obese twafag! LOLOLOLOLOL

by PlasticBiscuit May 21, 2017

observant

An individual that percieves details that are most times left unonticed.

Person A: Have you met Sailesh Naidu and Nhu-Mai Simon?
Person B: Yeah, those two are beastinly observant.

by Sailesh Naidu August 4, 2006

obsessbian

Combination of words "obsessed" and "lesbian." A girl who claims to be straight, but is obsessed with other girls. An obsessbian will usually pick out a couple of victims and make those girls the center of their obsessianism.

Laura: OMG! BRENDA! I LOVE YOU! TALK TO ME BRENDA! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY TODAY BRENDA! COME GIVE ME A HUG! I LOVE YOU BRENDA! I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO!
-starts chasing Brenda-
-Brenda starts to run-
Brenda: EW! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU OBSESSBIAN!

by Hi Phant December 31, 2010

morbidly obese

Adj(combined with an adverb!):

Obese to the extreme. Weighs over 100 pounds the weight they should be for their height and age.

"Look mommy, that lady is morbidly obese! Waa!"

by Surazal February 1, 2004

Obese City

A city which houses people who are obese and overweight. This contains a lot of food for these people and equips them with all they need to continue their lifestyle.

Hey Charly what are you doing today?

Iunno i might just go down to Obese City and eat some more.

by CharlyChen September 26, 2009

obesetes

Obesity and diabetes tend to coincide with one another, so to be obese and have diabetes is to have 'obesetes'.

Fat Girl 1 - "All this cake is is sugar and butter. Im going to eat it!"

Fat Girl 2 - "No! You'll get obesetes"

by IvyAshley March 14, 2010