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Notice Me Status

A Facebook or Myspace status designed specifically to make yourself look cool or to have someone notice you in order to get them to talk to you; specifically someone who wouldn't normally do so. Such status' are too long, too descriptive and include inside jokes that no one understands.

People may include 1. a crush, 2. someone older, 3. someone you're mad at but don't want to directly confront, 4. no one in particular

Similar to the notice me e-mail
1. "Alex is SO HAPPY HE GOT TO GO TO THE SMOG CONCERT IT WAS SO COOL HOW THE LEAD SINGER TOUCHED MY HAND WHILE HE WAS SINGING AND I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH JOHN, HEATHER, ALLISSA, ERIN, AARON AND BRANDON!"

2. "John has so much fun in class today because he had a substitute teacher and she was so funny! LOL I was laughing so hard and I still can't stop. LOL... "PIZZA!" Haha omgg lol!"

3. "Alex is thinking that if you say you are going to hang out with someone you should hang out with them instead of saying you're going to, making plans and then at the last minute cancelling them to hang out with someone else preventing me from getting to go out tonight because I cancelled other plans for those plans."

4. "John is totally in love with a girl... I love her long blonde hair (about 12 inches long with brown streaks), and her perfectly french manicured fingers and her laugh and her school schedule even... first period science, second period math, third period chorus, fourth period photo, fifth period history, sixth period gym, seventh period english

5. "Alex is so glad he went last night, but will leave it at that to prevent a Notice Me Status."
by PT4BB May 24, 2009
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Noice

Something Jake Peralta would say alongside with toit,smort etc.
Amy: we have a new case to work on
Jake: Noice!!!
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Novia

An ultra-sensitive girl who frequently experiences short and unpredictable mental breakdowns. She aims high in life and is willing to crush anyone who gets in her way mercilessly, even violently. She pretends to speak several languages and participates in pretentious sports such as:

Horseback riding, polo, golf, etc.

She is both mature and immature for her age, often embodying a 60 year old British aristocrat or a baby with low blood sugar, sometimes even a wannabe southern farmer. She is a great friend.
“Dude, you just got destroyed in that debate!”

I know!!! That Novia, she didn’t hold back!”
by lil’ dizzy 123 April 9, 2020
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Nox Novacula

"New" rock band that middle-aged white people from the suburbs listen to. While initially they were known for playing at dive bars and smaller music halls on a Tuesday night, for some reason they have also become quite popular at gay pride events.
Jon: "Whacha doin tonight brah?"
Gep: "Going to check out some band"
Jon: "Nice! Who you seein'?"
Gep: "uh...Nox Novacula"
Jon: (after rolleyes) "Dude time to pack up that SUV and head for the burbs."
Gep: "That's fine I can stay with Zach. He's got a new king sized bed we can share".
Jon: "Y'all have a nice life. And hey...(stage whisper) ROCK IS DEAD! :d"
(Jon rides away on his scooter) (Gep loosens his belt and cashes in a $2 scratch ticket)
by Boston2BMore March 6, 2020
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Nomicide

The mauling, massacre, or murder of a name
Where you tell someone your name, and they unjustly and without your consent, remove it partially or fully. "Hi my name is Alexandra" where someone says "Hi Alex!". Or if someone was talking to Beyonce saying "yo wassup B!". Beyonce would then say, "yo don't commit nomicide!"
by xb1234 June 10, 2011
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Noice

Jack: Daaaaam that girl is noice mah dude
Adam: Heeeeeell yea
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Noice child

Congratulating your adopted child
Noice child You’ve worked really hard on that
by Brandon Marshall March 24, 2021
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