miseryxchord

Artist and illustrator known for her dramatic figurative work. Her style has been described as "Post-Pre-Raphealite". She works mainly in watercolour and mixed media but also incorporates photography and computer rendered art.

Commercial projects have included "The Men In Black" comic, "Vampire: The Masquerade" RPG, "Vampire: The Eternal struggle" CCG and numerous other comics and games.

Co-founder of The Church of Zen Fatalism

Straightedge and Vegan

Wicked sense of humor

Fierce supporter of Mac computers and SF/East Bay punk rock.

Is terrified of zombies

MiseryXchord dropped a lightningbolt on that kid who was stealing her photos on Buzznet.

by Blaqk Cadillac August 21, 2007

Muser

An obsessive fan, of the obsessivly amazing British band MUSE.

Hey, have you heard the new Muse song???

What a dumb fucking question to ask a muser

by Baron Von Kevin October 23, 2007

porca miseria

Italian equivalent of 'Misery, you bitch'...you can find it in the old black and white Italian movies of the 1950s. Porca means female pig, dirty female, bitch, and miseria is misery in the socio-economic sense - poverty, adversity etc.
Can also be used as a noun...as in: I work all day and earn una porca miseria for my efforts.

He's walking under a snow storm, soaked, freezing saying out loud: Porca miseria, I can't even get myself a hot drink...

by mariangela ezponda December 15, 2008

Miserable Fuck

A Miserable Fuck is someone who has had such a shitty life that no other phrase could possibly describe it. This kind of person has had so many shits taken in their happy meals that their life is just unbearable. Miserable Fucks typically can't get any pussy and stick to their books, they don't drive cars and ussually have other people drive them around. They don't hold a job, dress decently, or shave. They masturbate their (generally small) penis so frequently that even if they did get pussy it would fail to function by age 25.

Me: Hey man you wanna go to the have sex with beautiful lesbian women all night club? I'm paying.

Bro: Nah man I'm to busy masturbating my (generally small) penis extremely frequently.

Me: Dude, you're like a textbook definition of a Miserable Fuck.

by Dr. Schlaktus April 7, 2009

misery index

a number that is the sum of the unemployment rate and the inflation rate. It reflects the overall caliber of a country's prior economic management.

The term was coined by Arthur Okun and was inspired by the Phillips Curve.

During the 1980's and '90's, Austria had the lowest misery index in the world. Unemployment rates AND inflation rates were almost nil.

by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009

miserious

adjective
1. wretchedly painful to feel, experience, or embody.

"her heart broke in the most miserious way"

2. (of a person) deliberately causing distress or suffering.
"the evil king was miserious to his people"

My invitation to life is to enter me fully, this requires that I allow even the miserious to flow through me.

by lovehascalledameeting May 15, 2016

Misery Olympics

Comparing your struggles to others who are complaining about their own issues. Popularly used to undermine the importance of someone’s struggle, or to make something miserable look like it is over exaggerated or weak for complaining.

"everyone wants to compete in the misery olympics"

If someone says, "This heat is killing me!" and someone responds, "This is nothing compared to my hometown.", then the second person is now competing in the misery olympics.

by socialjake June 28, 2021