Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.

this bus is moving slower than molasses!

by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009

Metashit

Metadata is data that defines data. Metashit is shit that defines data. Anything that is using some supposedly "clever" or impractical way to organize data from an established website is metashit. You want to build a search engine on top of a twitter of youtube comments? That's metashit.

Pleaserobme.com and oneforty.com are metashit!

by yun_is_awesome February 20, 2010

metasexual

Person (typically a Software Engineer) sexually attracted to the idea of working at Meta Labs, the number one Dashboard solution!

James wants to work at Meta Labs so bad, I think he's metasexual.

by Jazzzi January 6, 2021

Molasshole

(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.

(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."

1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.

2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Motastic

Fantastic - but better!

Wow man. That sure was one motastic piece off coolness.

by Bob17 October 4, 2005

mocashendo

a common mistake made when singing the song "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson. The actual word is crescendo but some mentally challenged people believe that it is 'mocashendo'

Leigh (singing): ...it was the sound of mocashendo
James: for the last time Leigh, the word is crescendo. You are a tit

by Leigh_T_S April 20, 2008

Mofasa

a, King of the jungle, pimp ass motherfooker.
b, Ringleader, top dog, man with the plan.

Whats up mofasa?
Damn mofasa, last night was crazy.
Shit mofasa, did you see that ass?

by Adrian F. December 24, 2003