Motard

Somebody who drives a muscle car in an obnoxious and/or illegal fashion. Derived from mopar and retard.

I got pulled over for driving my Challenger like a motard.

by Klaipeda February 11, 2023

Motard!

A contraction of Motorist and Retard - A motorist who mistakenly believes that they have exclusive rights to get to their destination in the fastest possible way. Everyone and anything that impedes them (including slower moving trucks & busses, congested traffic, cyclists, pedestrians and traffic controls such as traffic lights and stop signs) are all legitimate targets for irrational hatred, verbal abuse and physical rage. The Motard! is always ranked in the lowest IQ quartile, victims of the Dunning Kruger effect and can be easily identified off road by their distinctive atrocious spelling and complete absence of anything resembling grammar.

Hey, look at that motard! trying to run people off the road.
The motard! said "cyclist don't pay rego, they should be banned from my roads"
I'm collecting Motard Tears to make some more cyclist moisturising lotion.

by lycralizard December 19, 2021

Motard Tears

The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.

These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.

Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.

Have a cry motard, I need to make up some more mosturising lotion with your motard tears.

by lycralizard December 18, 2021

Fucking Motard

1.Intergalatic Space faring race of Mental defectives, from the Planet Motardia. Greedy, opinionated, cowardy, and with an IQ never exceeding 98.5 They are so stupid in fact; that they muct bluntly strike their own foreheads to jump start their brains. Which are in purpetual park mode. When a hardy MEEP MEEP! is heard you know a fucking motard is nearby. 2. Brain Dead. IE See Republican party.

JEEZE, What a Fucking Motard!

by Max Headrom December 18, 2003

gay-motard

a person so incredibly gay and retarded that it needs its own word. Literally, a gay-homo-retard.

Dude, I can't believe you just shat yourself, you're such a gaymotard.

by Cody Mullins October 31, 2003

mortard

Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4

Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base

by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

Moward

Moward is used typically as another term for Hash/solids.
it was adapted from the name of a cheeky but dense immigrant butcher.

Q; why are your eyes red?
A; i bin up mowards

by Shinwigs December 24, 2006