Jersey massage

To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jersey in the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...

When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.

by Led Zeppole March 11, 2004

error message

Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings.

by Eperdu October 12, 2003

Chain Message

A chain message is usually a message that is untraceable when it it first sent.They are usually sent because of the threat of bad things, such as being cursed, haunted, bad sex, relatives dying or death itself. Do not re send a chain message because it won't work and its stupid. Blackberry Messenger and email are most affected.

Chain messages don't work so don't bother with them. Making the up is just as bad. Luckily there are such things as spam filters.

by Hashdog63748 September 20, 2013

MSN messanger

The wrong way to spell MSN Messenger.
Often used by idiots.

"OMG!!! Im cummin on msn messanger in a sec!!!1"

by Hayley Hogsworth December 10, 2005

Sharon, Massachusetts

place where 99 out of 100 people are Jewish. Bar Mitzvahs are abundant and everyone walks on Saturdays except for the 1%.

"Dude, this temple has almost as many Jews as Sharon, Massachusetts"

by Floppers McPloppers May 30, 2009

Nickle Massage

A better name of the horrible, horrible 'musician', nicki minaj.

Guy 1: "Hey, do you know that song 'Bottom's Up'?"

Guy 2: "Unfortunately... Why are you asking?"

Guy 1: "Because I've heard that the girl rapping, Nickle Massage, will give anyone a rub-down for only 5 cents!!"

Guy 2: "Oh... Do you get a happy ending?"

Guy 1: "DUH! Just look at her!"

by Nonetheless June 22, 2011

Massabait

A young male subordinate likely to lure out closet cases.

"Young Cyril is going to be pure massabait to those horny old senators...."

by illiterati69 March 10, 2010