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Mortshade Manoeuvre

When someone gives a blumpkin to a person who has died in the last ten minutes due to 'Keeganing'. Then someone sneaks up behind the person giving the blumpkin and punches them in the back of the neck. Causing them to bite down the the dead persons genitals.

- A form of Necrophilia.
Is his name Bradlee? He's probably done the Mortshade Manoeuvre.
by Rachey101 November 3, 2012
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Mornosaur

Someone who walks around very loudly in the morning, so that the neighbours come to complain. Stomp stomp stomp.
Jenny is a mornosaur
by Happyaslarry July 29, 2012
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You are being a mortison by scratching your nuts here!
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ghetto ass 5 day daycare with hella Cicero baddies hooked up with bowl cut sagging ass Edgars thinking they g'd up. they also got a soccer team with them varsity niggas probably related to Maradona or sum shi. the secret passageways also constantly smell like hot pussy due to the fact that all the sneaky links finger each other there.
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Cooner Mortis

A dead racoon on the side of the highway in various states of rigor.
My god did you see all the cooner mortis on the road today?
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callum morton is a guy who doesnt care about wht u look like on the outside.
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Marissa Morton
Marissa is a sexy beast and better than Beyoncé she can win any one over even Beyoncé. She made Beyoncé a lesbian because of her hotness she steals any man if she wants. But she isn't like that she is better than Beyoncé her shoulders are the most attractive feature on her body. She is a soccer mom by day at night she is better than Beyoncé harambe loving shoulder attracting women!!
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