monk

monk.....to sulk. To have a 'monk on' is to give the impression one is extremely unhappy about a situation. To look as miserable as a monk.

"What`s up wit` spotty teenager over there? He`s got a proper monk on. Has someone forced him to have a bath? The smelly little shit!"

by Dr Fox May 27, 2007

MONK

Pussy, vagina, whatever other words are used to describe this area of the female body

Wow! She is so hot I would eat her monk.

by P-Feezy October 3, 2003

monk

-verb (used without object)

1. to defecate in a common area without provocation

The drunken, boisterous roommate shamelessly monked in the TV room.

by wooplight February 28, 2007

Monk

Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
I'm also misunderstood. I need to straighten slanted things and correct grammatical and spelling errors. I also have the tendency to close doors. Up until the word "doors" there were 47 words in this entry. So, I'm going to add words to make that number a multiple of 13, my favourite number. Note: numbers aren't words.

Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".

by Joe Blowe June 30, 2006

Monk

Originates from the term monkfishing, which means to fish for a monk (an attractive women) in a bar or social environment.

Monk is used to describe a stunning women.

Shit check out that monk over there, she is awesome!

Mate I hooked up with the fittest monk last night

by Michael Rogers May 28, 2008

monk

1. a friend or acquaintance

2. a greeting to a friend or acquaintance used in a similar manner is "homeboy", "vato", "g", and "homey ill skillet".

1. Steve-o is awesome. He is such a monk.

2. What up monk?

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

Monk

To monk is to be OCD. 110% organized.

Buck monked out the warehouse. It was OCD clean.

by ConejoView October 6, 2016