In the book series The Cruel Prince, the love interest is a fae named Cardan who has a monkey tail. The term "monkoii" is a negative term used to describe girls who simp for Cardan.
Common monkoii behavior includes but is not limited to:
1. excessive simping
2. fangirl-shrieking everytime Cardan is mentioned
3. bringing Cardan into every conversation
Common monkoii behavior includes but is not limited to:
1. excessive simping
2. fangirl-shrieking everytime Cardan is mentioned
3. bringing Cardan into every conversation
Person One: Have you met Rhea before?
Person Two: Yeah, she wouldn't stop simping over Cardan though.
Person One: She's such a monkoii!
Person Two: Yeah, she wouldn't stop simping over Cardan though.
Person One: She's such a monkoii!
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Moneky is a common name that may refer to most mammals of the infraorder Simiiformes, also known as the simians. Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monekys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monekys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope
Monekys are beautiful.
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Ever since Ty got his first paycheck, he’s been all about moneyogamy—he even whispered 'I do' to his direct deposit notification
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Get the Monkous mug.A political and economic system where power is determined not by votes, merit, competence, or representation — but by the deployment of money. In a moneyocracy, whoever controls the flow of funds controls the outcome.
Power flows through payment — whether it’s a billion-dollar contract, a social media boost, a legal bribe, or a personal favor. In a moneyocracy, influence and power are bought, not earned.
Capitalism governs trade. But when people start using money to gain power, influence decisions, and bypass merit or votes — a moneyocracy emerges. It’s not capitalism itself, but a system that grows out of it when wealth becomes the gateway to control.
Similar to a theocracy — where religion determines authority — in a moneyocracy, money is the religion.
In other words, merit, morals, votes, competence, ethics — and every other principle we claim to value — no longer determine power. Only money does, regardless of anything else.
Power flows through payment — whether it’s a billion-dollar contract, a social media boost, a legal bribe, or a personal favor. In a moneyocracy, influence and power are bought, not earned.
Capitalism governs trade. But when people start using money to gain power, influence decisions, and bypass merit or votes — a moneyocracy emerges. It’s not capitalism itself, but a system that grows out of it when wealth becomes the gateway to control.
Similar to a theocracy — where religion determines authority — in a moneyocracy, money is the religion.
In other words, merit, morals, votes, competence, ethics — and every other principle we claim to value — no longer determine power. Only money does, regardless of anything else.
We don’t live in a democracy — we live in a Moneyocracy (noun), where money is king and everything else comes second.
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