Older than yo momma

An insult towards your mother often used by 9-year-olds that waste their days playing fornite and watching Jake Paul.

Guy 1: That joke is older than yo momma
Anna: *cries hysterically*

by annacantalk_alot November 16, 2018

moipan

used to describe when a girl has moist panties.
usually the result of being aroused

like, oh my god, that guy was so hot I have moipan

I'm really horney right now, i've got moipan

Sarah has moipan

by Cwaigles August 10, 2006

momma birding

(v.) The act of feeding a person or animal from your mouth. The food is most often chewed by the first individual before being transfered.

Try momma birding him.

by davakon August 7, 2011

Momar

The type of name given to someone who is an extraordinarily handsome and amazing person.

Wow that guy is a total chad!

Well duh! His name is Momar!

by Not-Momar December 27, 2022

Ur moma are's giey

Kind of like "Ur mom gay" but even better. Even harder to deflect or reverse.

Are's = are/arse

Person 1: Henlo
Person 2: Ur moma are's giey
*Person 1 fell to death*

by IncogBoii May 30, 2018

momager

a parent who pushes their child or children into show business at the risk of their mental and physical health and without any regard to their social development or privacy, e.g. Kris Jenner, Rose Hovick, June "Mama June" Shannon

Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner has filed documents to trademark the word “momager.”

by Doc Arkham May 28, 2015

momazos

Diego.

"Momazos Diego!"

by opic April 12, 2021