5 definitions by davakon

Buttssionary

(adj.) The "missionary position" in which the penis is inserted into the woman or man's anus.

Our sex life is getting boring, lets try buttssionary

by davakon November 15, 2011

Sandusky Dirt Cycle

(adj.) A process that begins with the courting of one or many young nubile boys for shower sex. This is most often performed against the will of the children. The next step is federal incarceration in which the act is reversed on the original perpetrator. Thus completing the cycle.

I cant wait for Jerry to experience the Sandusky Dirt Cycle.

by davakon November 15, 2011

ultimato

The act of giving your partner an ultimatum in which the consequence is putting cherry tomatoes in the butt-hole while they are sleeping.

Ben gave her an ultimato; She decided to have the threeway.

by davakon May 18, 2011

ultimato

The act of giving someone an ultimatum in which the consequence is placing cherry tomatoes, usually 3-5, in the butt-hole of the other person while they are sleeping.

Ben gave her an ultimato; She decided to have the threeway.

by davakon June 6, 2011

momma birding

(v.) The act of feeding a person or animal from your mouth. The food is most often chewed by the first individual before being transfered.

Try momma birding him.

by davakon August 8, 2011