Mountain View High School

The absolute hellhole of rich communities. The seniors drive faster than the final lap of Tokyo Drift and all the Mexicans create retarded clubs which are an excuse of eating hot Cheetos during school without being directly judged. There is a history for fucked up teachers that have done stupid shit. One of these legends created a comparison for Hitler to Donald Trump. That this is an absolute stud move because holy shit this guy is full balls to the wall. Sometimes, walking into a bathroom, you can hear the crippling sound of juuls being ripped and people being so addicted to nicotine that they decide to take hits in front of a fucking security camera. The losers of the school, aka the people that fail the easiest classes get transferred to alta vista, the neighbor school, who are defined as the shitstains of the community. A typical junior at this school thinks that they are the coolest fucking people around, and they pretty much shit and eat in their car because they are antisocial as fuck. On the other hand, the sophomores think that they are the coolest kids that ever existed and loiter in the quad, swinging their keychain everywhere and pretty much making a hazard to anyone that walks anywhere near the quad, ever. The freshman are the single most annoying creatures to roam the campus, wearing trendy clothes and being the most hooked on nicotine. These people literally sold their souls for some nicotine, as most of them look washed up and high all the time.

Mountain View High School is located in Mountain View, California.
The following is a dialogue of typical students at the school.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: The largest community of retards
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mountain View as well
Person 2: It's pretty gay
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: Want to have sex?
(Take each others dicks out)
Person 1: Bet

by BBC eater February 14, 2019

mountain bike

the best sport ever, there are many different forms which include Dirt jumping, which is a bike a with a straight frame that jumps of large mounds of dirt, Cross Country (XC) which is a light full suspension bike which is meant for travelling long distances, and a Downhill bike (DH) which is a very heavy bike with thick tires and big front forks meant to go down mountains and so large drops

Jon:what kind of mountain bike should i get?

Shawn: i would reccomend a downhill bike or a dirt jumper bike.

by sam and his specialized s-works December 16, 2007

mountain mama

The kind of lady that makes you feel alright, especially after an honest, hard-day's work.

West Virginia, mountain mama, take me home.

by countryman November 17, 2013

mountain lion nap

naps that surpass the amount of time of a cat nap by large amounts, ei. 4 to 5 hours

"cat nap my but, that was a mountain lion nap!"

by clarissa claudio November 9, 2007

Mountain man tactical driving

To drive your car on a mountain man's highway, disregarding other people around you and taking up more then one driving lane. Another term, that is used in jersey- Riding Dirty.

Erik continued to do his mountain man tactical driving while it snowed.

by Tony Gwags December 6, 2010

mountain goo

Where a guy cums into someone's Mountain Dew and they drink it.

Connor was elated after taking a drink of his Mountain Goo.

by xaendreth September 21, 2013

Mountain Discovery Charter School

The alternative to the alternative school. A small K-8 school. Popular activities include attempting to create drama despite the 60 middle school student body.

Man, watch out for those Mountain Discovery Charter School kids.

by MDCS October 16, 2014