Person 1: "Do you want to go on a date?"
Person 2: "Um, I have a boyfriend."
Person 1: "How's Melbourne?"
Person 2: "Um, I have a boyfriend."
Person 1: "How's Melbourne?"
by How'sMelbourne March 28, 2017
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The second largest city in Australia, and the capital of the state Victoria. They spend most of their time complaining about Sydney and Adelaide. It is also home to the Yarra river, which is also known as the upside down river due to the fact it's dirty, smelly and awful.
It rains most of the time in Melbourne, although most of the residents are too snobbish to admit it.
The second largest city in Australia, and the capital of the state Victoria. They spend most of their time complaining about Sydney and Adelaide. It is also home to the Yarra river, which is also known as the upside down river due to the fact it's dirty, smelly and awful.
It rains most of the time in Melbourne, although most of the residents are too snobbish to admit it.
Person from Melbourne: My city is better than YOURS! Adelaide is a hole and Sydney is an urban jungle.
Person from Adelaide: A hole? What, you haven't seen Burnside and North Adelaide?
Person from Sydney: At least our architecture actually looks good.
See also: yuppie
Person from Adelaide: A hole? What, you haven't seen Burnside and North Adelaide?
Person from Sydney: At least our architecture actually looks good.
See also: yuppie
by Windscreenwiper December 28, 2007
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The inability to contemplate or make plans for life after lockdown.
Melbourne has been under one of the world's longest and harshest Covid-19 lockdowns since a second wave took hold in July 2020, caused by the Government's bungling of hotel quarantine and contact tracing.
Since then, Melburnians have been detained in their homes and are only permitted to leave once per day to shop for essentials or to exercise for up to an hour. A curfew from 8pm to 5am also applies.
The leader of the dystopian state, Daniel Andrews, appears at daily press conferences to create the impression of accountability and transparency, while managing to avoid providing any specific information to his 5 million captives about what his government has done to address the failures that caused the second wave.
Secondary symptoms of the Melbourne Syndrome include the continual consumption of Covid-19 related media and an inability to complete other tasks until you have watched all 90 minutes of Mr Andrew's daily press conference.
Melbourne has been under one of the world's longest and harshest Covid-19 lockdowns since a second wave took hold in July 2020, caused by the Government's bungling of hotel quarantine and contact tracing.
Since then, Melburnians have been detained in their homes and are only permitted to leave once per day to shop for essentials or to exercise for up to an hour. A curfew from 8pm to 5am also applies.
The leader of the dystopian state, Daniel Andrews, appears at daily press conferences to create the impression of accountability and transparency, while managing to avoid providing any specific information to his 5 million captives about what his government has done to address the failures that caused the second wave.
Secondary symptoms of the Melbourne Syndrome include the continual consumption of Covid-19 related media and an inability to complete other tasks until you have watched all 90 minutes of Mr Andrew's daily press conference.
by Chairman Dan September 27, 2020
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Engaged in a constant battle of superiority with Sydney, that most likely started when they were choosing the capitol city of Australia. (Neither won.)
Probably most know for its enthusiastic population of AFL supporters. (Avoid Collingwood fans)
Friggin hot in Summer, if you go bring an air conditioner.
If you are American you will be tempted to pronounce it 'Mel-buuuuuuurn.' Please don't.
Engaged in a constant battle of superiority with Sydney, that most likely started when they were choosing the capitol city of Australia. (Neither won.)
Probably most know for its enthusiastic population of AFL supporters. (Avoid Collingwood fans)
Friggin hot in Summer, if you go bring an air conditioner.
If you are American you will be tempted to pronounce it 'Mel-buuuuuuurn.' Please don't.
Guy 1: "Mate, going down to Melbourne for the AFL finals! Collingwood vs Richmond! YYYEEEEEAAAAAH"
Guy 2: "Dude, look out for those bogan Collingwood supporters"
Guy 1: "Sure thing!"
*manly hug and clap each other's backs*
Guy 2: "Dude, look out for those bogan Collingwood supporters"
Guy 1: "Sure thing!"
*manly hug and clap each other's backs*
by Tigersgirl March 27, 2011
Get the Melbourne mug.Absolute shithole, you can find it in Victoria, and because its in pom land there are lots of stabbings shootings and Rangas out to steal your sunscreen, to much fucking traffic, it takes 4 hours to get to fucking maccas and even thats just 4 km away, absolute shithole, once again full of pigmies
by Mika Job October 22, 2020
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Just Look Up "Melbourne Shuffle" And "Shuffle" On Youtube And You'll See All The Badass Action You're Missing.
by CrazyHardstyleBoy July 31, 2010
Get the Melbourne Shuffle mug.Variation on the Cleveland Steamer, when the man goes "Down Under" and the girl shits on your chest. After shitting, she then proceeds to consume said fecal matter off your chest
A: "G'day, Bruce! I heard your missus is one dirty fucker. Is it true you let her shit on your chest?"
B: Naah mate, you only heard half the story. The dirty cunt shit on me chest, fair dinkum, but then she lapped it up true Melbourne Munch style"
A: "The filthy wozdanger!"
B: Naah mate, you only heard half the story. The dirty cunt shit on me chest, fair dinkum, but then she lapped it up true Melbourne Munch style"
A: "The filthy wozdanger!"
by Seattle Brian February 4, 2009
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