Meef

A mix between a mage and a thief esp in Dungeons and Dragons

Man i want want to be a meef next Campaign

by The penguarp man February 12, 2021

Meef

A male queef. When a girl eats a guy’s ass and he farts in her mouth

Yolanda: I was eating my mans last night like it was half price wing night at BDubs, then he meefs in my mouth. Potato salad tastes worst the second time.

by The Phister August 31, 2018

Lil Meef

Lil Meef is the epitome of hotness. She's very pretty and can be a bitch. Meef derives from a nickname her friend gave her from her first name, Mia. Lil comes from her Soundcloud, Lil Meef.

(Dude one) Dang dude, did you see Lil Meef walking in the hall yesterday?
(Dude two) Yeah bro, her new song is so trash its good.
(Dude one) Wish I could date THAT bro.

by lilmeef July 16, 2019

Meef Loaf

Meat loaf that has been queefed upon nightly for a week.

Would you like a slice of Karen's delectable meef Loaf?

by Poopy butt distraction February 1, 2023

meef

Meef has three definitions:
a. What you say instead of answering your parents as a response, when you know you are guilty of doing something wrong.
b. A craving for beef, saying a mixture of "me" and "beef"
c. What you yell when Taylor Swift comes onstage.

"Did you do your homework?" "Meef." "What? Did you?" "Meef!"
"I am suddenly... Meef!"
"It's her! It's Taylor swift! MEEF!!!"

by DracoRegina March 18, 2025

Meef

When you need to or have quickly fled the scene of something disturbing, distracting, or downright fucked up

Last night, my parents were fucking on the couch so I meefed the house

Me and my date we’re hanging out and she pulled out a flashlight so I had to meef

by trixnoir July 17, 2020

Meef

Meef - When a man is positioned such that when he farts, it comes forward up between the legs. This typically happens when a man is pressing their legs together and entering pressure. A play the female observed “Queef”

I just meefed. A Meef is a man queef.

by Rivetbear August 6, 2025