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Meef

Phallic flatulence

High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.

See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis

Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
Wow Chad, my tire pressure is kinda low can you meef them up.

Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?

No I meefed.

Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.

Plural- Meefs

Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
by TopherAssMan July 31, 2021
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1. A word to say when you have nothing else to say.

2. Used when watching a sporting event and the other team just barely wins.

3. Skank, Bitch, or Whore. Used esp. with describing dates.
1. Mike: Who're you going to vote for?
Spencer: Uh, meef.

2. John: Yes! They're going to win! What? no, that wasn't a foul! Meef! HTF did they make that? Meef again! Shit, we lost!

3. Mike: How'd the date go?
John: Not too good. She's a goddamn meef.
by AgentKarma April 9, 2022
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Meef

Meef is the blue baby king of the Earth and beyond.

Meef can be seen along with the loobnani legends on Fridays at 8pm ET
Oh my meef!! There's meef along with the Loobnani Legends.
by GullibleOrange May 24, 2022
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A way to relate to something

me AF but spelled MEEF
I’m so tired I got no sleep last night” “Meef “
by Kronk$$ February 23, 2023
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Meef

The male equivalent to a queef. Air trapped in the urethra of the penis that is released suddenly, creating an unusually loud high pitched and oddly dry whistle.
All that birthday suit brisk running got my billy gibbons feeling ready to meef.
by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023
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Meef; something that is stinky and hot
Why do I always smell like MEEF after eating inside Subway? Why is it so meefy in this theater?
by hot honez February 2, 2024
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A queef that comes out of a guys pee hole (where his per comes out) also known as his blow hole,can be caused by sexual activity or before he takes a pee
1. Eww Bryan did you just Meef
by Heypeterr December 2, 2023
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