Mattish

When a guy is rude.

In other words a douchebag at times, but the most amazing guy ever the other times.

He's just really.. Mattish

by ejelw84 October 25, 2010

Mattes

A person who has no issues stabbing you in the back whilst doing you doggie style

I thought we were friends, then he pulled a Mattes on me

by Frank 21222 April 16, 2009

Matteson

Home of the coolest trailer park and worst school districts ever. popular place for project relocation.

Did you see the new Matteson liquors they relocated to the mattress warehouse store.

by pooperscooper19 October 16, 2008

Matteas

nintendo nerd last name petorossi smells like moldy cheese(steals kids for fun)

that pedo is such a matteas (also matteo)

by gooble gobble 9000 May 1, 2023

Mattais

Literally the sexiest person in the world, Obama himself would date him, and has the biggest cock in the world. Could be anywhere and people would know him

God I wish I could be Mattais

by Fire Toaster November 26, 2019

caydon mattes

An extremely hot guy who is short but packing. He’s got blond hair and blue eyes. Super attractive and makes you wet on site

Do you see that guy over there. He’s a mega hottie

Yeah that’s Caydon Mattes

by Simp for caydon February 21, 2021

Mad Dog Mattis

The secratary of defence for the United States and a retired 4 star marine general. He is a totally raw mother fucker and stacks bodeis miles high. His knife hand killing radius that succeeds anything to ever exist on this earth. he has seen the worst of human nature and lives to tell about it. His takes his scotch with 4 drops of rattle snake venom. One for each star. But on a serious note he is the most honorable and humble man ive every had the plaesure of meeting.

That mad dog mattis is a raw fuckin killer.

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 8, 2017