Masturbation 

The common act of one who touches oneself to produce a pleasuring feeling in the groin area which almost always ends up in ejaculation. This is accomplished with the help of some form of visual or audio stimulation or just plain imagination.

beating off; harping on the cyclops; unmasking the self serve pump; launching the meat missile; whacking the flesh flute; Masturbation;


Person 1: Dude, Sheldon masturbates 9times a day..
Me: dude.. hes gonna have alot of kids..


Person 1: Hey, what are you doing later?
Person 2: I figure I'll masturbate til I pass out.


Person 1: Dude.. Sheldon is in the hospital.
Person 2: How the ??
Person 1: Yeah, turns out he ejaculated until his actual testicles came out
Person 2: Well, I guess that's what 9 times a day got the horny bastard.

Masturbation by Risown November 10, 2008

Masturbation 

The act of touching yourself

Some people say masturbation is bad for you but really, it is harmless and in some ways healthy.

Masturbation by Newworldchic May 30, 2013

masturbation 

Touching one's genitals to get pleasure.

Man: Touching cock, rubbing it until you groan and cum.
Woman: Stick fingers in, pump and hit g spot, rub clit, moan and scream and orgasm (squirt)

Man: I rubbed my big cock slowly, as I groaned in pleasure, watching several videos of porn of fucking MILFs. I was so horny, I looked at my crushes instagram and was so turned on. I pumped my cock, up and down, groaning in pleasure as I imagined a tight pussy throbbing around my pulsing cock. I groaned as I cummed everywhere, fapping away in pleasure.
Woman: I watched porn of sexy men with abs, and was so horny, I fondled my tits, moaning as my nipples became hard as fuck. I ran my hands down and ripped off my pants as I rubbed my clit through my panties, soaking the thong. I moaned as my thong became transparent as of all the pussy juice dripping out of it. I thrust my fingers inside my tight pussy, pumping as quick as I can, screaming as I hit my g spot, rubbing my sexy clit as I imagined a thick long cock inside me, shivering as I thought of daddy spanking me, and screaming as I squirted everywhere.

I am rubbing my clit right now; I love masturbation.

masturbation by CATTSSS October 22, 2018

Masturbation 

One time I was really fucking horny in the shower for whatever reason. I didn’t have the restraint to just let it go so, I masturbated. I started massaging my clit and rubbing faster. It is wasn’t getting any better till I remembered the vibrator I have. I immediately grabbed it and ran it over my pussy trying to find the clit. I laid down in the bathtub and spread my legs. I held it there as long as I could moaning and screaming in pleasure. Before I could even begin to process the feeling, I was a shaking mess with cum all over my thighs.

I wanted to tell y’all about masturbation but I accidentally wrote about me masturbating. Whoops 😅

Masturbation by anonymous February 25, 2023

masturbation 

When you have nothing else to do and are really bored:)and well you dont have the helping hand of your mate or hid dick or vag..enjoy

tom had to use a bit of his masturbation skills as his girlfriend was too pissed off at him

masturbation by lollipoppar January 17, 2010

masturbation 

the art of pleasure.

I was feeling so horny after i saw that girl fucking on tv, masturbation was in order.
I began to rub.. slowly at first, gradually getting faster, faster, FASTER.. until OH!! OH!! OH FUCK! OH!!
and thus the art of pleasure was done.

masturbation by hornyfuckingbiatch March 14, 2009

masturbation 

to play with one's self while still in one's pants

masturbate, fondle the gonads, masturbation

masturbation by Lev Mattis Yahu January 12, 2009