Masterbeated

when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.

Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?

Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."

by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011

Masterbation Goggles

When you are masturbating to porn that you wouldn't normally find arousing.

Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.

by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012

Masterbation Muse

Your inspiration for masterbating. Your go to porn or person you jack off to.

Person #1: My girlfriend is my masterbation muse, she gets me through it.
Person #2: My masterbation muse is Miss June

by Reginald Swig March 14, 2015

Masterbeast

A causer of profuse masturbation. Someone who causes people to masturbate.
Commonly used in songs making listeners think the singer is saying masterpiece

That girl is a straight up masterbeast!

by 119118117116115 September 26, 2017

reverse masterbate

When you masterbate the opposite rhythm

Wow you try reverse masterbate

by Figgot69 July 9, 2018

Mosterestest

More than more, more than most, even more than anything else.
Do not listen if people tell you it's not possible. It is.

"I love you more" said the deer.
"I love you mosterestest" said the giraffe, trumping any possibility of the deer saying it loved the giraffe the most.

by Giraffe of House G July 13, 2013

masterbaste

The act of basting something with ejaculate.

Dustin masterbastes his turkeys on Thanksgiving, why would one do such a thing?

by TheFD March 3, 2011