manpon

Anything a guy uses, like toilet paper or anything like that, used to plug or cover your asshole to absorb things like mudbutt, anal leakage, and/or shart

Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell??
Guy 2: Oh that's my old manpon, I've been eating a bunch of spicy foods and haven't changed it for two days.

by Sexican619 January 2, 2007

manpon

A paper towel like device inserted in the rectum of a gay man or a prisoner in order to stop the leakage of cum coming out of their butt-hole

Corrections Officer Schmidt removed a long piece of toilet paper from Inmate 015612's ass. Upon examining it, Office Schmidt didn't find shit but rather a white substance that resembled semen. When questioned about the toilet paper, Inmate 015612 said that it was a manpon.

by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

manwonizer

A woman who womanizes her man. A Violent Maneater.

I got beat up by my wife again, she is such a manwonizer.

by 2thaPorch October 30, 2017

manonayse

Another word for sperm, spunk, mangoo, jizz, splooge, nut, or plain ole cum.

When she looked at me with those dreamy eyes, I hit her right in the mouth with a big squirt of manonayse.

by Khaytsus March 17, 2009

Manroni

When a man's areola is larger than average, he is said to have "manroni" or "manroni nipples". Anything larger than a toonie is fair game.

Vince, you have some serious manroni action goin' on!

by DJKham March 30, 2009

Manlons

Man Boobs

Fred had gotten so fat his manlons bounced when he walked.

by I. M. Wasted September 12, 2009

Mangontodaycalaloopy

When your looking outside your window and you just see beautiful sunny skies AND your just like ahh it's a beautiful day outside

It just such a Mangontodaycalaloopy day, I just love Mangontodaycalaloopy days their the best

by Mangontodaycalaloopy January 14, 2021