naked makeout lady

nerdspeak for female fuck buddy.

Nerd : hey, wanna be my naked makeout lady for the forseeable future ?
Woman : hmmm, that sounds like nerdspeak for something. Since I don't have my 'Nerdspeak To English' dictionary with me, what does it mean ?
Nerd : well, in your language it means 'female fuck buddy'.
Woman : Oh. Well, no thank you.
Nerd : Well, have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies.
Woman : More nerdspeak ?
Nerd : Yep.
Woman : what could 'have intercourse in that direction, you birther of canine puppies' possibly mean ?
Nerd : it means, 'fuck you, bitch' !

by Virgin Suicides June 07, 2017

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Mountain Dew makeout

when two people makeout with Mountain Dew in their mouth.

Who wants to Mountain Dew makeout with me?

by Spicy Meatball December 13, 2010

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Swollen Makeout Face

Swollen lips and cheeks which occurs after a lengthy makeout session, usually the next morning. Redness or irritated skin may also occur, also known as the "Makeout Rash."

Heather, I can see you hit it off with the guy from the bar last night. I know this because you have swollen makeout face

Or - Heather you have such a gordious swollen makeout face.

by Bajunga Judge August 31, 2007

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