masterbation

getting off

jacking off

by henry chhum March 7, 2003

stealth mode masterbation

The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.

Yo man the other night I was so horny so I did some stealth mode masterbation.

by Trippinballs February 1, 2007

Masterbation Station

Somewhere you masterbait more than once and with more than one person

"Thats her masterbation station

by lalalala432221234 November 19, 2011

Madterbation

when you hate yourself but you're horny and have nobody to fuck

I can't believe I screwed that up. Guess I'll just go home and have an evening of Madterbation

by jledhead01 July 23, 2019

Maturbation

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars

Keith Scott enjoys maturbation

by Welchmas December 7, 2020

Macrabation

Combining the act of jacking off with the enthusiastic crafting of woven twine, jute, hemp or yarn.

“The Art Department down at the community center is having a workshop on Macrabation this Wednesday. Wanna cum with me?”

by DocTheDirtySureon September 1, 2021

spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005