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The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.
Yo man the other night I was so horny so I did some stealth mode masterbation.
by Trippinballs January 29, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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