by Lil_Sus_God May 21, 2018
Get the momstep mug.When two best friends decide to adopt and raise a child but share no other relationship other than friendship.
The teacher points out two people across the hallway to her fellow co-worker and explains, "Those two women over there are co-moms to one of my students that I teach."
by Cheyenne Malfoy July 31, 2017
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by SubToRandomPenguins February 12, 2018
Get the your moms knife mug.When your mom over-explains things to you because she forgets that you're a goddamned adult and it's akward.
e.g. mom: "Haha! I brought home this hilarious GOP Bingo card for tonight's debate. See, it's a bingo card, but it has expressions or words the candidates might use. When they say them, you drink a shot! It's so funny! Of course you don't HAVE to drink." you: Yeah, Mom, I knew what you meant when you said bingo. Because I know what bingo is. You don't have to momsplain it."
by Mean Red September 11, 2015
Get the momsplain mug.by Klynn the kid June 11, 2016
Get the word to my moms mug.A widely used comment to end a very short male-driven argument. It is a unbeatable term used to offend in a mild/serious or comical way.
CERTAIN RULES APPLY!
1. You can only use your moms face once your mom has been used (see example 1)
2. you can not just jump to "your moms face" if this happens a punishment is decided by those around said idiot. (see example 2)
3.Your moms face squared or times infinity does not win the argument/competition, if someone says this punishment MUST happen.(example 3)
4. It can be used even when it makes no sense (example 3)
CERTAIN RULES APPLY!
1. You can only use your moms face once your mom has been used (see example 1)
2. you can not just jump to "your moms face" if this happens a punishment is decided by those around said idiot. (see example 2)
3.Your moms face squared or times infinity does not win the argument/competition, if someone says this punishment MUST happen.(example 3)
4. It can be used even when it makes no sense (example 3)
EG:
1:
steve: your so stupid
dan: your moms so stupid!
steve: your moms face is so stupid
dan:......shit
2:
steve: this chicken's lame
dan: your moms face is lame.....ooooh crap!
steve: you for it now.
Random person: Give him digs
3:
steve: how your arm dude, those digs i gave were hard
dan: your moms hard
steve: your moms face is hard
dan: your moms face is hard times infinity....AHH CRAP
Random person: OOOOHHHHHH!
1:
steve: your so stupid
dan: your moms so stupid!
steve: your moms face is so stupid
dan:......shit
2:
steve: this chicken's lame
dan: your moms face is lame.....ooooh crap!
steve: you for it now.
Random person: Give him digs
3:
steve: how your arm dude, those digs i gave were hard
dan: your moms hard
steve: your moms face is hard
dan: your moms face is hard times infinity....AHH CRAP
Random person: OOOOHHHHHH!
by Havos January 29, 2007
Get the your moms face mug.A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.
*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....
Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.
*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".
Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".
*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....
Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.
*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".
Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".
by slimshadey January 16, 2010
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