Maximus Noobius

The scientific term used for a noob.

I was playing Gears online and I totally murdered this maximus noobius. Victory is sweet!

by Jaded_Epilogue88 August 6, 2011

Maximus Novak

American folklore. A supposed spirit that haunts U.S. naval shipyards and vessels. Maximus was brutally murdered by his parents at a young age and cannibalized. There have been reported sightings of Maximus Novak at various naval bases throughout the country, usually occurring during springtime months, specifically April. Maximus Novak is a prominent figure in naval folklore, usually cited as the reason for misfortune during a patrol at sea.

Maximus Novak

by Lil' Homo April 15, 2009

maximus price

Tall, blonde, bitches, and somehow has a girlfriend and is a great friend

He was a total Maximus Price

by mysteriousmexican8549 August 30, 2016

Maximus Braticus

A high energy puppy that destroys shoes, torments cats, talks back when you scold him and never quits begging you to play with him. He gets away with everything because he is so freakin' cute.

Maximus Braticus , you shredded toilet paper all over the hole and dug a hole in the basement carpet! Aww, look at that cute bratty face, who wants a cookie!

by eeyipes June 19, 2016

Maximus Eliminatrix

The highest ranking remaining council member and Eliminatrix soldier. Oh wait, that hasn’t happened yet.

Man, Maximus Eliminatrix is going to be really cool once I finally see him!

by Veleximonierius August 23, 2019

Maximus-Obesitus III

The state of obesity at which there is no hope of recovery. Friends and family might as well order a piano box and hope it comes before the individual dies. The individual must be kept in a garage to insure access of heavy machinery for the removal of said persons earthly remains. The existence of this individual is beyond worthless; it is a negative value to society. Streets may have to be shut down as cranes bring the remains to an open field. The only benefit from their burial is that the displacement of dirt is so great that many sledding hills can be formed from it. However, they have achieved no points in life and we can only hope that God sends them to hell to sweat off all their fat before allowing them to crowd up heaven.

Holy Cow! Have you seen Maxwell lately? He is totally looking like a Maximus-Obesitus III

by Dugz May 8, 2010

maximus bigus pigus

Deriving from the latin term for 'A Big Pig'

you my friend are a 'maximus bigus pigus'

by Barry Chuckle February 23, 2007