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manatee

Their slow-moving, curious nature, coupled with dense coastal development, has led to many violent collisions with propellers from fast moving recreational motor boats, leading frequently to maiming, disfigurement, and even death.

Half a manatee's day is spent sleeping in the water, surfacing for air regularly at intervals no greater than 20 minutes.

The oldest manatee in captivity is Snooty who is held at the South Florida Museum. He was born at the Miami Seaquarium on July 21, 1948. Almost all manatees have been known to answer if called by the name Snooty.

Manatees are solitary creatures, only breeding once every two years. No game, no tang.

On average, manatees swim at about 3 to 5 mph and have been known to severely damage millions of dollars in U.S. Army vehicles and equipment in a single day.

The manatee typically has large predators like sharks and crocs, but has been known to frequently submit to the aggressive behavior of the sea otter. Sometimes even the toad is found superior to the blubbery sea cow.
i.e. manatee putting a buffalo into a hole
by jd;ldbf January 23, 2011
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MABATE

The abbreviation for Masturbate or just something you say when you do not know what you are going to do that day.
Hey JOe what are you doing today?
Mabatin'!
shut up joe
by dip December 9, 2004
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manatee hand

An insult used to describe someone as clumsy, awkward, or totally useless. (imagine someone with manatees for hands, pretty useless huh?)
You can't do shit you damn manatee hand. OR Dude, I wouldn't let that guy operate on you he's got friggin' manatee hands.
by haMMiE February 4, 2004
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insanity manatee

n.- term denoting the absurdity or "craziness" of an event.
A: "You won't believe who I saw today, Anna Nicole Smith, helping an old lady down the street."
B: "Insanity manatee!"
by May November 23, 2004
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manatee gown

A mermaid gown size 28W and up.
I think the bride's dress would look nice on a thin girl. As it is it's a manatee gown.
by aaaadam November 7, 2010
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Mahared

The act of falling out of a golf cart while trying to retrieve a golf ball
Dude, be careful when you pick up that ball. You don't want to get Mahared.
by Johnjunks November 27, 2018
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manatee tank

Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.
Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.
by mightywurlitzer February 10, 2019
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