Landon

although landon's are very sensitive, they are always packing like 8 inches.

he has a HUGE cock but hes so sensitive
yup he's a landon

by imurdaddy2 March 10, 2021

Landover Baptist

A Christian fundamentalist website for "true Christians". The "unsaved are unwelcome."

Has strong opinions against Jews, Democrats, Catholics, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Liberals, poor people, homosexuals, television, blacks, the French, pagans, atheists, and Cat Stevens.

Believes Pixar is an evil propaganda machine controlled by homosexuals.

The church makes most of its profits from website hits and selling "What would Jesus do?" thongs.

Landover Baptist: Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome.

by TheEye5000 January 8, 2005

Landon

A sweet guy who is charismatic, romantic and fiercely protective over what he cares for. Even though he doesn't open up to people that often, he isn't rude or abrasive in his mannerisms. A Landon has the cutest smile, a awesome taste in music, a 'douchebag' car, and blue-green-gray eyes. Any girl would be lucky to have a Landon of their own. Landons found have often been measured to be over 6' tall.

Person 1: I've finally caught a Landon of my own!
Person 2: Congrats... I wish I could find one too...

by kakkmaddafakkah April 23, 2013

Lwandle

Lwandle is an amazing girl. No one could compare. Her beauty is better than any other. She's smart, kind, talented, funny and makes the best of friends and is the best friend alive.She's annoyingly funny and loves putting a smile on everybody's face. Oh and she's such a simp bro. She will legit fall for anyone who gives her attention. Bahahahaha

"She's so funny, cute and makes my heart jump"

Yeah cause she's probably a Lwandle

by Yeah it's me bro May 7, 2022

the White Lando

1. The act of putting your eyeballs on a girls nipples and squeezing the nipples with your eyesockets.

2. squeezing a girls boobs simulatneously with your eyeballs.

3. sex act named for the inventor or the act

I gave my girlfriend the white lando by squeezing her boobs with my eyesockets.

by Landdo Jerusalem July 22, 2010

Landon Webster

A ginger who chokes a lot and spends a ton of money at a fast food restaurant such as culvers and buys 3 triple butter bacon burgers and a family size onion rings and a oreo cookie ice cream thing and eats it all and goes back for round 2 and adds on some cheese curds and he also has sub woofers that play by themselves and he is also dating randi miller from pine creek high school and he chokes, that is all

WOW REALLY DUDE?! Your being a "Landon Webster"
WOW YOU FAT ASS! Your being a "Landon Webster"
WOW CHOKE! You mean landon webster?

by The Fish Head December 11, 2010

landöden

It's when you wake up on a LAN with a huge "thing" up your ass and a gag ball in your mouth

or It could mean that a person is "cheating" on a game, that would be discovered on a LAN, then refer to my first example for punishment for that

Akta landöden Mehkra!

by Ragnar VikinG December 30, 2004